enjoy! lyrics ↓ The blind man's seeing eye dog Pissed on the blind man's shoe The blind man said, "Here Rover, Here's a piece of beef for you." His wife said, "Don't reward him. You can't just let that pass." The blind man said, "I gotta find his mouth, so I can kick him in the ass." Chorus Bad Jokes, Lord I love them. Bad jokes, Can't get enough of 'em. oo oo oo whee, Bad jokes for me. You got one Dusty. I got one Lefty. Let's hear it. When God created woman, He gave not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, With middle breast in hand. Said "What do we do, With the useless boob?" And got created man. Bad Jokes, Lord I love them. Bad jokes, Can't get enough of 'em. oo oo oo whee, Bad jokes for me. Gramps turned 80 the other day, He never did find his way. He dressed up in a brand new suit, Sitting in a big lawn chair. When a beautiful young naked woman, Stood up in front of the group. She offered gramps some super sex , And he said, "I'll take the soup!" Bad Jokes, Lord I love them. Bad jokes, Can't get enough of 'em. oo oo oo whee, Bad jokes for me. You ready for another one? Yea, lay it on me. Olie went to the neighborhood dance, And he won the big door prize. Was a toilet brush, And he took it home. And the next week one of the guys, Said, "Olie, how's that toilet brush, The one you won from the neighbors?" Olie said, "Oh, it works pretty good, but I prefer toilet paper." Bad Jokes, Lord I love them ... Video Rating: 4 / 5
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